I hate the sound of the alarm when it screeches into my ear in the morning & orders me to wake up. On my way to work today i saw a woman petitioning (begging is not polite anymore) for money at the traffic signal, waiting for the lights to turn red thereby walking to as many cars possible in the 90 seconds she had. She knocked at each window carefully observing any movement of the drivers hands towards their wallets.She did not bother about the low priced vehicles on the road, as if she knew that they weren’t worth her valuable time. She looked back at the signal & with 30 seconds left she scanned for the best looking car facing her. She knocked at the window of a Silver Audi A5,the window rolled down and the young driver behind the wheels handed her his Medium Sized takeaway from Starbucks which wasobviously his breakfast. .. Signal turns green & the silence is broken by what men do best on the road ..HONK !! All the wheels behind the Audi honk away to glory while the young driver shows (Read shoves) his middle finger up in the air and zooms away. That was an amusing way to start the week…
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